--- title: April 1 Comes & Goes, but Here's Some Humor description: I like good jokes. A Clinton-esque question one may have on that statement is, 'Can you define a good joke?' I can't, but I know it when I hear it. April 1 is a nice date for playing practical jokes. --- [Dan's Desk](https://www.gallatin-law.com/blog/author/dan-gallatin) - [lawyer](https://www.gallatin-law.com/blog/tag/lawyer) - [hugo](https://www.gallatin-law.com/blog/tag/hugo) - [MN](https://www.gallatin-law.com/blog/tag/mn) - [law](https://www.gallatin-law.com/blog/tag/law) - [attorney](https://www.gallatin-law.com/blog/tag/attorney) - [legal](https://www.gallatin-law.com/blog/tag/legal) [Subscribe](https://www.gallatin-law.com/blog/april-1-comes-goes-but-heres-some-humor#) 04/05/2017 # April 1 Comes & Goes, but Here's Some Humor - - - - - [mailto:?subject=April%201%20Comes%20%26amp%3B%20Goes%2C%20but%20Here%27s%20Some%20Humor&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gallatin-law.com%2Fblog%2Fapril-1-comes-goes-but-heres-some-humor](mailto:?subject=April%201%20Comes%20%26amp%3B%20Goes%2C%20but%20Here%27s%20Some%20Humor&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gallatin-law.com%2Fblog%2Fapril-1-comes-goes-but-heres-some-humor) I like good jokes. A Clinton-esque question one may have on that statement is, "Can you define a good joke?" I can't, but I know it when I hear it. April 1 is a nice date for playing practical jokes. Today, in my attempt to find some humor, I have elected to post some lawyer jokes I have heard that made me chuckle: How are accountants different than lawyers![make crime pay](http://96bda424cfcc34d9dd1a-0a7f10f87519dba22d2dbc6233a731e5.r41.cf2.rackcdn.com/gallatinlaw/make_crime_pay.jpg)? The accountants know they're boring. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline. A lawyer was coming out of the anesthesia after surgery. As he awoke, the room was dark, all the blinds being drawn shut. he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died." Hope you enjoy! 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Born in St. Paul, Dan spent many of his formative years growing up there before moving to White Bear Lake. After graduating from White Bear Lake, Dan spent four glorious years at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, earning a degree in two majors. Dan worked as a Senior Investigator at the Minnesota Department of Commerce for several years after graduating from college. During his final years Dan attended William Mitchell College of Law while still working full-time. During this exhausting 3 ½ year period Dan honed his skills in becoming an efficient, to-the-point legal practitioner. While at Madison Dan met his wife, Tonya, and together they moved to Minnesota to plant their roots. Dan and Tonya have two amazing, unique children and reside in Hugo. ### CONNECT WITH ME - ## Related Posts [05/17/2017 Power of Attorney vs. Health Care Directive The power of attorney document is similar, but different from a health care directive. 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